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October 3, 2006 - 8:23:41 pm    Other

I just took a DUI rap for a friend. My friend was actually the one driving but I changed seats with him because he has already been busted twice.

I have no lawyer, so I have to...

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February 15, 2009 - 6:33:21 am    Relationships

Oh my god, I reaaaaaallly like you and I'm too ashamed to admit it incase it's a phase that passes really quickly, or that you don't like me. I'm ashamed that I cried last weekend when I was drunk, be...

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May 2, 2009 - 6:42:09 pm    Other

I wish the world would stop it with the gay bashing, it breaks my heart.


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September 11, 2009 - 8:15:44 pm    Work

My boss is a lying conniving control freak who is driving me nuts! I don't think I can put up with it much longer...




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June 20, 2012 - 12:28:21 am    Politics

Listen simple bitch. You were put on this earth for a reason, don't get dramatic you will not be curing cancer, doing anything other that service work, for example, "customer service","room service","table...

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January 5, 2012 - 8:09:34 am    Other

i hate my brother. the douchebag just keeps talking about all the stuff that i'm not good in just to make himself feel better. the bloody hypocrite always say something and midway goes "I won't talk about it...

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November 24, 2013 - 1:18:03 pm    Health

Here's a delicious dye, preservative, and corn syrup free pancake topper you may thoroughly enjoy. I like to call it "I wish I had the balls to get divorced compote".

Ingredients:

-2 cups...

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October 1, 2013 - 1:09:38 am    Other

will take years. shrug i suppose if they continue to practise the law we are adressing but then again it does make an interesting hobby. meh seriously how many copies of this shit do they want. gezzzzzzzzzzzzz


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September 19, 2013 - 4:13:11 pm    Other

clearly a sick joke as there is no such thing as mercy in a world that isnt.


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March 26, 2016 - 5:45:29 pm    Relationships

My fiancÚ is probably leaving the country in two weeks and I may never see him again. My life is a mess. I'm failing school, my mother is crazy and I can't do this anymore. I have no friends,...

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