any time my best friend stays at my place for more than a day, she manages to leave a trail of absolute mess behind her. i love her but it's so fucking aggravating how she doesn't even realize she's doing this. she uses things and leaves them whereever, there are crumbs everywhere imagineable, she uses toilet paper like her life depends on it. she says she'll clean it up but it's always me that ends up restoring order. worst of all, she claims to be super fucking neat and it's not at all so. yes, she does sometimes get her shit together and cleans everything but it never happens at my place. when i'm at her place, i keep it as clean as possible and when i leave there's barely any sign i was even there. also, i'm pretty sure her ancestors were birds because she seems to be completely unable to regulate her body temperature and won't let me open a window for more than a minute to let air in because "it's freezing". i sleep with a small crack in the window all through winter because i like to breathe, unlike her. there's more that pisses me off but i feel like i should stop.