I was sitting on the toilet, thinking I needed a shit. I suddenly farted and instead of shit, it felt wet. When I wiped and looked at the paper, I expected liquid brown, but instead I got the following: a clear, slimy substance which smelt of arse. Proper lovely, innit? It could have come out of someones nose, if it didn't smell that nasty.
I think I had such a huge amount of slime because I was constipated yesterday, and my poo was rock hard and terrible. No slime whatsoever. So that's where it was.
I was just thinking it could have been used as lube for bumsex, but I don't like it up the bum, to be honest. I swear it's just the consistency of the slime that made me think that... :O
But maybe I am a little fucked up in the head, cause I wanted to keep it and smell it. Yes, ok. I'll shut up now.