My baby has pink eye which you learn about by eavesdropping in on my conversation with the daycare staff. His pediatrician provided a note which permits him back in school. Your response is to snatch your baby up and flee the room as though my baby is infected with the plague. YOUR baby is the one who's always following mine around, hounding him with attention and trying to steal his pacifier. Maybe that's who my baby got his pink eye from. Get over it or else your kid will grow up to be as nuts as you are.
PS - I really hope you say something to me the next time I see you so I can tell you off. You have it coming.